If you don't shudder with every twist and sudden thrust of these 16 terror tales…if you are able to turn off your bedside lamp after closing this volume and drift off to a deep, dreamless sleep…if you can drink your morning coffee without thinking there just might be a peculiarly bitter taste to it, or turn your back on your spouse or best friend without feeling a funny itching between your shoulder blades…then that lovable old master of menace, Alfred Hitchcock, apologizes and personally guarantees you your full payment in horror. All you have to do is meet him in the cemetery under the next murderer's moon…