IF YOU OWN A CAT YOU MUST OWN THIS BOOK“The Erma Bombeck of cat writers!”Cotton mice found doing the dead man’s float in the water dish…5 AM wake-up calls… a “no-closed doors” policy… the cat declares a holy war when put on a diet.Lessons in Stalking homes in on the wildly different responses the author and her long-suffering spouse have to a life shared with cats. In no other cat book will you find such riveting accounts as:• The Great Cat Butt Wiping Adventure• Jingle Ball Horrors• The Creature Under the Fridge• Yoga Cat• The Big Brown Mouse & Other Toys Our Cat LoathesLessons in Stalking is the purr-fect gift for cat lovers!Dena Harris has been a humor columnist for Cats & Kittens magazine and contributor to Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover’s Soul. Her newest book, “Who Moved My Mouse? A Self-Help Book for Cats (Who Don’t Need Any Help)” is being translated into 5 languages. Visit www.denaharris.com or www.selfhelpforcats.com for more info.